Breakfast Floss?
We here and the NFC tend toward the flossing obsessive, but this one even bewilders us.
Breakfast floss.
Now available online.
Three small packs of floss in Coffee, Waffle and Bacon flavor (Bacon flavored floss by itself, just wasn't enough.)

Perfect for anorexics!

If you floss to clear you palate, I guess these are not for you!