|The Hunting Trophy!|
|Dr. Chip Tartaroff is not only an expert commentator on all things involving dental floss, he is also an intrepid hunter!
Deep in the forests of Sarawak, Dr. T stumbled on the legendary Lost Water Closet of the Dinosaurs!
Creeping up on this giant Tyrannosaurus Rex, who was distracted while trying to floss with his little hands, Dr. T raised his trusty M-16 and brought the creature down with a single shot.
With the help of his native guide, Tamrat, Dr. T was able to bring back this magnificent trophy of the event.
It is now mounted for display at the headquarters of the National Flossing Council in Washington, DC.